Have you even longed for the days when you didn’t have to carry around so much crap?

I remember 1986 when I got my driver’s license.  I would go to work (Rose’s Department Store for those in the know) with my wallet in my back left pocket and my car key (and house key) on a keyring in my front right pocket.  I had hair back then, so an “unbreakable” black comb in back right pocket.  

My wallet was full of sh*t and bulky and it generally didn’t bother me to sit on it, though I might remove it after a couple hours of sitting.

Fast forward to almost 55 years, and I feel like I pat myself down every time I leave the house.  Front left pocket is for non-fob keys, slim wallet, and reading glasses.  Front left pocket is car fob/hey, phone, and air pods in the unlikley event I have a longish phone call.

Would I throw all this crap in a purse instead?  A European Male Carryall Bag?

I hate cargo pants.  “Tech” pants that have an extra phone pocket around the knee are more appealing, but sartorially aren’t then really just cargo pants in disguise?